1. I should have loved you less.
    I should have loved myself more.
    — (166/365) by (DS)

    (via vorarephiliac)

     


  2. lill-ac:

    maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

    (via vorarephiliac)

     

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  9. burgrs:

    hotdammysammy:

    burgrs:

    *eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

    An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

    its fruit i wont gain weight 

    (via dapperxcadaver)

     


  10. goonsac:

    [job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

    (via dapperxcadaver)

     

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  12. baelor:

    SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

    LIVE IN A HOUSE

    (via dapperxcadaver)

     

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  14. dunebat:

    coldswarkids:

    edwardspoonhands:

    thelegendofkungjew:

    doxian:

    d-dinosaur:

    rknjl:

    newvagabond:

    NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

    NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

    URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

    <SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

    NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

    EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

    PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

    SURVIVE

    NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

    REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

    PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

    EVOLVE

    NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

    FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

    PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

    STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

    NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

    THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

    TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

    BE.

    Wow.

    (Source: agirlandhisplatypus, via dapperxcadaver)

     


  15. comforting:

    50 shades of text me the fuck back

    (Source: trustinq, via dapperxcadaver)